What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo.

The look says it all

What an inovation!

A man’s ultimate embarasment is running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

This is a quote from a friend of mine:

   “I don’t like going out with my friend’s best friend because I could realise that either of them are twats and then still be stuck with them.”

This made my day.

Here is another tip for saving money in this time of financial difficulty. Go to your local TK Max and deface some of their wares, like some dirt on a shirt or a small tear on a pair of pants. The idea was inspired by my cousin, who got a 75% discount on a pair of shoes because their was a lace missing. Just think of the savings!!! Next time you need a pair of shoes, go in and steal a lace off the pair you want and come back the next day to avail of your 75% discount. It’s fool-proof!!! And if this doesn’t work just think of all the spare laces you could be gathering up in the mean time. Enough to garotte your local TD at any rate; a huge community service that really makes a change!

Alter and choir boys need not fear, for there is a solution to all your pain in the ass problems that come with going to mass on a sunday! Follow the link to find out more!